Dear Reader.
My Dad told me about this thing about a nun who'd been told that she was to do a dramatic performance for a big alternative worship service for some of the local churches. She was told to do a monologue from the point of view of the virgin Mary talking to Elizabeth (the mother of John). She was a little uncertain but she knew allot about the story and she fairly well known for being well practised in story telling already. Some nuns are good at singing, some at teaching, some at charity work, she told great stories, it was her gift. So she said yes. So on the night of the service she walked out on the stage in front of the big crowd, slumped down in her chair and waited for silence. When silence came she spoke. Without introduction or explanation she sighed angrily and said the following words
"Our Jesus 'as been a right little bugger lately..."
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