Two Nuns are in a car driving through Transylvania a night. The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, the sky is thunderous and suddenly as if out of nowhere a vampire swoops down onto and lands directly on the car bonnet. The skids to a stop.
The younger of the two Nuns is in a panic "what shall we do, what shall we do?" she says.
the older nun says, "quick show him your cross."
So the younger Nun shouts, "GET OFF THE BLOODY CAR YOU TOOTHY GIT!!!"
Now you may be wondering why I'm telling you this story but, my dad (who I mentioned a while ago was a vicar) in his first ever sermon at his new church, at St. Michael's, Mytholmroyd, told that joke.
And no one laughed.
I think they thought he was making a serious point.
The younger of the two Nuns is in a panic "what shall we do, what shall we do?" she says.
the older nun says, "quick show him your cross."
So the younger Nun shouts, "GET OFF THE BLOODY CAR YOU TOOTHY GIT!!!"
Now you may be wondering why I'm telling you this story but, my dad (who I mentioned a while ago was a vicar) in his first ever sermon at his new church, at St. Michael's, Mytholmroyd, told that joke.
And no one laughed.
I think they thought he was making a serious point.
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