Dear Mitt Romney. It's not funny any more.

*Sigh*

Dear Mitt Romney.

This is not funny any more! You have just made so many stupid slip ups that, I am really starting to worry about your mental health.

What were you thinking? What were your advisers thinking? What thought could have possibly possessed your brain that made you think that saying you don't care about 47 percent of the american public was a good idea?

I think I might have about the same chance as becoming president as you do. I, a British, labour supporting, borderline socialist, liberal, Darwin believing, Christian, at the age of nineteen believe that I might have the same chance of becoming president as you do. Or, at the very least, I could give better advice on public speaking than your people did.

1. when on a diplomatic (ass kissing) trip to Britain for the Olympics don't say that you think its going to be a failure (that's our job!)

True the British public weren't feeling too good about the Olympics either, but if you start saying it too they will rain down on you with fury and anger!

2. Even if you say "who cares? fuck the planet" in a nice way there are still going to be people who notice what you're doing.

3. You are only a Mormon try to not sound like you're an alien that has replaced the "real" Mitt Romney on behalf of the body snatchers.




Actually I think I might know what you were thinking. The 47 percent video was taken at a fundraiser. That means that the Democrat party wants money for their election campaign so they invite a lode of rich people and businessmen to these things so they can listen to you and give money if you're doing what they want you to do and generally saying "fuck the poor" (Corrupt? No! Not at all! Everyone does it!). At this point in you're life you believe there is no possibility at all that the "unwashed masses" are actually watching. Which may show that you and your advisers know nothing of the modern world. We are always watching so you  always have to be on, every man with a camera phone can be a spy for the media and we are everywhere!